Oh how nice of my Mom to not only show you the really bad holiday card photo shoot rejects, but to also show you the "close but no cigar" holiday card photo shots. What a sweetheart. She's such a doll to share with the world all of my pain and suffering.
Mom (who I'm currently not speaking to) says this is her favorite group of "almost made-its":
I'm sure she'll also be sure to show you the two that actually made the card as well. Because she apparently gets great satisfaction from my misery.